10 Things I Hate About You

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#003399" TEXT="#080000" background="042c8c00erkjxk.jpg"> <div> <B><U><IMG SRC="1fba16f0.jpg" border=0 width="161" height="111" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></B></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: I know you've thought about me naked. </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat </U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Am I that transparent </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby. </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>---------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B><U>Cameron</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Wimpy Loser</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>-------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B><U>Cameron</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Well that was until she kissed me </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Where? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Cameron</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: in the car </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>-------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Hey there girly...how you doin'? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat </U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Sweating like a pig actually and yourself? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Now there's a way to get a guys attention huh? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: My mission in life but obviously I struck your fancy so you see it worked...the world makes sense again. </B></FONT></div> <div> <B>-------------------------------</B></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Don't get your panties in a twist </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Well then, what did I have an effect on? </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat</U></B><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#003399" FACE="Arial" ><B>: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.</B></FONT></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#0066CC" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#99CCFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>10 Things I Hate About You</B></FONT><B>    |  </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Home"><U><B>Home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="ALL ABOUT ME!!!!"><U><B>ALL ABOUT ME!!!!</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Random Thoughts"><U><B>Random Thoughts</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Cartoons"><U><B>Cartoons</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guys"><U><B>Guys</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eyes and Ears"><U><B>Eyes and Ears</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music"><U><B>Music</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Random Photos"><U><B>Random Photos</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stuff That Means the World to Me!"><U><B>Stuff That Means the World to Me!</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Run Like a Girls Photos"><U><B>Run Like a Girl's Photos</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Beach Trip"><U><B>Beach Trip</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><B>10 Things I Hate About You</B><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Ode to Heath "><U><B>Ode to Heath  </B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mountain Trip"><U><B>Mountain Trip</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Poems"><U><B> Poems</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Favorite Links "><U><B>Favorite Links </B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U><B>Contact Me</B></U></A><B>  |  </B><A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Jesus Rocks!"><U><B>Jesus Rocks!</B></U></A></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-508/transparent.wav" autostart="false" width="145" height="70">  </div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="1ff12c40.jpg" border=0 width="274" height="196" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Walter Stratford</U></B>: <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today? </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20146f30.jpg" border=0 width="326" height="243" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Chastity</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed? </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Bianca</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > I think you can in Europe. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20359b80.jpg" border=0 width="345" height="184" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Walter Stratford</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'! </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2056df10.jpg" border=0 width="365" height="241" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Bianca</U></B>: <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >You don't buy black underwear unless you want somebody to see it. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="2062cc80.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="200" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > You're not as vile as I thought you were. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20838d60.jpg" border=0 width="312" height="214" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>: <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >You don't always have to be what they want you to be. </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Bianca</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > I happen to like being adored, thank you! </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20a61eb0.jpg" border=0 width="353" height="235" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Bianca</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"? </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>: <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >What, as opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"? </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20c61eb0.jpg" border=0 width="353" height="235" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Joey</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Hey is your sister around? </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Stay away from my sister. </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Joey</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Oh, I'll stay away from her, but I can't guarantee that she'll stay away from me. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="20dc8010.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="1025" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > You're not very talkative are you? </FONT></div> <div> <B><U>Kat Stratford</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me into a verbal frenzy. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="21079be0.jpg" border=0 width="377" height="190" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash to get you out of detention. </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="21291eb0.jpg" border=0 width="401" height="235" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Patrick</U></B>:<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" > See, who needs affection when I have blind hatred? </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="21340b00.jpg" border=0 width="320" height="176" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B><U>Michael</U></B>: <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" >Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver? </FONT></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>